unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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My last google search was “will you pay me for pictures of my feet.”

dragofficial:

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair..

me nd my cougar gf

me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

vraik:

I…don’t think that’s what you meant, somehow. 

I will burn with you
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